The advantage of being unemployed is that many activities that would normally not be worth your time suddenly become viable past-times. Today I noticed several bikes strewn on the front lawn from some local neighborhood kids. Normally I would just sit on the porch swing and play on my phone but today I had the irresistible urge to stack them on top of each other.

The kids came out later with a mixture of awe and annoyance. Apparently they don't appreciate when someone touches their new bike.

four bikes up on top

precariously balanced

don't touch my new bike

For a month I composed all my text messages in haiku. Excluding flirting with certain females, it was probably the most fun I've ever had texting.

Edit: A few days later I went outside and discovered the neighborhood kids found the stacking idea intriguing.